A badgdr almoast as m3jastic as myself

Welcomb to mines world wild webs site you have been warned
Thes webbpag is foar SAM ONLY are you are SAM? If you thinkeng NO then you must go away now
Sincrely, Estear Bagder

Okaye now teh CASHUALS and INVALIDS PEPEOLS are gone...

I am Eastear Bagdger. As suprnarturl beeing natchraly ther'es no photrogaphs of me as adorble baby (clestial creaturs don'te show up good in phtos also carmeras not invneted yet when i was younge). Hear is pic of Pretty Oky badger not as batuetiful as me.

ppic of majestc badgr

And here is othnother also faerly adeqtue badgr

uglist badger more byutiful than prettieste humin

That is all. You neead to knowe. Am i Eastr Badgre for just Sam or for ninety billyons of kids? Is mystery.

Wait onen last thing go watch badgr video. CLASSIK MOVIE about badger. Ignor parts about snaek and mushroum. No U can watch mshusroom part cause badgres like them. To eate. Here a TEASR:

Dancing Cartoon Badgers!